Saturday, 7 February 2009

*Special Preview* Genghis Kong vs. Snow, Gravity, Mountains and all things slidey




Dear fans,

After a long hiatus (almost a whole month!), Genghis Kong will be returning with the long-awaited next installment of his best-selling blog/philosophical memoir, Genghis Kong Vs. MegaTokyo.

The next thrilling episode will chart Genghis' progress through the gruelling ordeal of final exams at an elite Tokyo university, his subsequent adventures as a free-operating cool young thing in the world's coolest city and finally his epic ascent of the imposing Mt. Hishigaoka in Japan's remote Niigata Highlands.

You can look forward to:
  • Thrilling Suspense!
  • Incredible Extreme Sports Action!
  • Pseudo-Romance!
  • Unfathomable Gluttony!
  • Inadvisable Alcohol Consumption!
  • Health, Beauty and Weight-Loss Tips!
All this and more is waiting for you in the upcoming edition of Genghis Kong Vs. MegaTokyo (release date TBC).

And if all that isn't enough to entice you, here are some brand-new, never-before-seen EXPLICIT photographs of Genghis Kong on his adventures to whet your appetite even more! Read Genghis Kong vs. MegaTokyo to find out the REAL story behind these SHOCKING images!

Is Genghis about to be out-eaten by this mysterious fur-coated challenger?

A dancing drunkard and his pet bronze dog, but is this unlikely duo an ally to our hero, or a dangerous new menace?

Strange markings appear on his leg. Is this a message from some higher being? A tattoo of St. George's Cross gone horribly, horribly wrong? An extremely unusual pattern of bruising?

Find the answers to these and many more mysteries ONLY in Genghis Kong Vs. MegaTokyo.


[Editor's Note:

Hullo chums,

I just got back from Snowboarding this evening. I currently experiencing a very high level of physical pain in most parts of my body, but I don't seems to have come to any significant lasting harm. Within a few days the aching will have worn off and I'll be fit as a fiddle again - have no fear!

I have much to write about, but the hour grows late and I am weary from long days' travel and travail so I shall leave the bulk of my update until the morning. I just thought I would leave this little teaser-trailer up here to (hopefully) keep you all amused until then and maybe encourage you to come back and have a little look again tomorrow.

In brief: all is well, but I am tired. More on those stories tomorrow.

Much love,
Genghis Kong x]

1 comment:

Up said...

Boom. Have been missing this a lot...